2016 Big Easy Radio 4 N.T.H. Fiano Vermentino
Free love rollin on baby. You're too tense. Let me loosen you up a little.
Yup those varieties that end in 'O' are always guaranteed to drop the inhibitions, tickle the taste buds and freshen things up with their sexy Italian style.
There are only a couple of things that clear the head after a day of whatever muck life decides to throw at you. A swim in the ocean and a glass of wine. Or both. Yeah, preferably both.
Our Big Easy Radio R&D lab has done extensive research into this matter, stunning the scientific community with our findings. These are the sort of discoveries that change lives.
Our research has found that memories of work and bad experiences accumulated during the week are stored in a compost heap at the back of the human brain, breaking down very slowly over time, sometimes attaching to other negative emotions and generally not being very cool at all ..... man.
A precise blend of Fiano & Vermentino actually works as a catalyst in this cerebral compost heap, breaking down all that nasty stuff and rapidly decreases levels of inhibition. If there was a Nobel Prize for Sexy Times, we'd be a shoe-in.
Not only is this particular Italian white blend beneficial between the sheets, it also tastes magnificent. Clean, refreshing, dry and savoury, summoning up memories of citrus fruits, floral notes, crushed stone and proudly walking down the beach without any pants on. Crisp and delicious it's just what is needed when you need to get down to business. And we all need a little free love rollin on. You're welcome.